As some of you may or may not know, one of my biggest accomplishments has been the creation of the online animated series "Waterman". Today, it is with both sadness and unbridled joy that I find one of my fictional creations crossing over into the real world.

In the seventh installment of the "Waterman" series, a new product hits the market called Bacones. Essentially what this product is, is a scoop of bacon flavored ice cream, in cone of bacon. Unfortunately, here in the real world, we are far too busy curing disease and shooting Tyler Perry movies to invent bacon flavored ice cream. That said, we all know that the best part about the Bacone is the cone itself and the people over at ThisIsWhyYourFat.com strongly agree!


Thank YOU America, for being the only country to legally allow this delicious abomination to even exist! Here we have a Bacone filled with scrambled eggs and country gravy, topped with a biscuit. I can feel the grease, sweat, and shame, trickling down past my bacon flavored tears into the toilet now!

Not familiar with the "Waterman" series? Check out my favorite episode below!

 


Comments

Nathan

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:28:45

Horrifically tasty.

 

Kelly

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:36:59

We were inspired by your delicious idea was well.

http://partywithbob.info/meatfest.htm

Though ours were filled with mashed potatoes....except for the few who dared eat them with ice cream.

 

Mike Le Awesome

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 09:11:43

Egads! The reality is even more horrifying than you think!

For, indeed, one HAS invented Bacon Flavored Ice Cream!

http://www.threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2008-06-17

Apparently, she posted the recipe in the forum the week after.

I'm sorry (and delighted) that something as monstrous as the Bacone is pretty much in existence. Let's hope Robotic Chuck Norris can save us all.

 



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