As some of you may or may not know, one of my biggest accomplishments has been the creation of the online animated series "Waterman". Today, it is with both sadness and unbridled joy that I find one of my fictional creations crossing over into the real world.

In the seventh installment of the "Waterman" series, a new product hits the market called Bacones. Essentially what this product is, is a scoop of bacon flavored ice cream, in cone of bacon. Unfortunately, here in the real world, we are far too busy curing disease and shooting Tyler Perry movies to invent bacon flavored ice cream. That said, we all know that the best part about the Bacone is the cone itself and the people over at ThisIsWhyYourFat.com strongly agree!

Thank YOU America, for being the only country to legally allow this delicious abomination to even exist! Here we have a Bacone filled with scrambled eggs and country gravy, topped with a biscuit. I can feel the grease, sweat, and shame, trickling down past my bacon flavored tears into the toilet now!

Not familiar with the "Waterman" series? Check out my favorite episode below!

"Me and My Purple Dragon's" Read-Along Audio Book!

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This is the very first and only book that I have ever written and illustrated. I was seven years old when this masterpiece was birthed out of my head womb and now, seventeen years later, I am sharing it with the world!

For your listening pleasure, I have also included the very rare audio book version of "Me and My Purple Dragon's" for those of you that like to read without really having to read anything. Like me.

Enjoy,
Bryan Waterman

I stumbled across some of my old sketchbooks the other day and thought it might be cool to put a few sketches up here on the site every week.

Benjamin Franklinstein: Rough design for an animated series idea I had a while back.
Abraham Lincoln: This wasn't for anything in particular, I just love drawing Abraham Lincoln.
Raccoon X. Espanosa: Espanosa is a character from my animated series "Waterman".

Enjoy,
Bryan Waterman

The 48 Hour Film Project is a sleepless weekend in which teams make a movie—write, shoot, edit and score it—in just 48 hours.

On Friday May 1st, teams will receive a character, a prop, a line of dialogue and a genre, all to include in their movie. 48 hours later, the movie must be complete. Then it will show at a local theater, usually in the next week.

This this will be my fourth year taking part in the competition as one of the founding members of Danny Glover's Super Action Adventure Force Brigade Squad. Why is that the name of our team? I already owned DannyGloversSuperActionAdventureForceBrigadeSquad.com.

During this years competition, I'm going to try to update the site with all kinds of behind the scenes video. This will also be one of the first places to see this year's finished short film online, so be sure to check back!

"The Road: A Documentary On The Road" (above) was created for the 2007 48 Hour Film Project. It won the Audience Award and was chosen for "The Best Of All Time" screening in 2008.

"Null & Void" (above) was created for the 2008 48 Hour Film Project. It won the Audience Award.

Enjoy,
Bryan Waterman

Hey everyone,

Just wanted to send a quick "Thank You" out to everyone at Weebly! BryanWaterman.com is now the featured site on the Weebly front page. I've been getting a lot of e-mails from all of you letting me know what you think of the site, so thanks to all of you as well! It's great to hear your feedback.

As a token of my appreciation, here's a picture of me eating New England Clam Chowder for the first time!

Enjoy,
Bryan Waterman

I totally hate the new Comcast commercials, so I decided to make some minor adjustments.

Just made this for fun earlier this morning. I removed all the audio from the commercial and replaced it with new audio.